**SPOILERS** TNA iMPACT! Results For This Week & Next!

The following article contains spoilers for the next two episodes of iMPACT! that were taped monday and tuesday of this week, aswell as dark match info and some Xplosion results. If you don’t wish to spoil your upcoming viewings then i suggest you ignore this article, otherwise for those who just can’t wait, click “more”

TNA iMPACT! set to air on Bravo – Sat 28th Aug

Dark Match
Madison Rayne defeated Katie Lea Burchill

Xplosion
Eric Young defeated Jeremy Buck. Orlando Jordan got involved in the match at a couple points.

TNA X Division Champion Doug Williams won a four way match involving him, Amazing Red, Jay Lethal, and Brian Kendrick. Jay Lethal laid out Red for the pin, but Doug threw Lethal out of the ring and covered Red for the victory.

TNA IMPACT!
TNA World Tag Team Champions Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me in a non-title match. After the match, the Guns raised the Buck’s hands

The Original Beautiful People of Angelina Love and Velvet Sky came out to cut a promo stating that they were a unit again. They trash talked Madison Rayne. This led to Madison and the helmeted biker bodyguard coming out, with the biker girl taking off the helmet to show the mask that she wore on The Whole F’n Show. Madison mentioned how she, Angelina, and Velvet were committing copyright infringement by using The Beautiful People’s music, which she wants to own the rights to. This led to verbal insults that turned into a pull-apart brawl between all four.

Rhino called out Abyss and the two brawled. The brawl went through the Impact Zone and ended up near the area by the Spanish Announce Table. Rhino laid out Abyss with a gore

Desmond Wolfe defeated Stevie Richards via Tower of London

Something happened backstage and Angelina Love came out again and called out Madison Rayne. They started brawling around ringside before a match started which saw TNA Knockout Champion Angelina Love defeat Madison Rayne in a non-title match following her bicycle kick.

Mick Foley came out to cut a promo on Ric Flair.

TNA President Dixie Carter came out for a promo and talked about the ups and downs of TNA at this time. She asked Ric Flair to come out. Flair ended up hitting on Dixie, including asking her to “come back to the hotel.” She told Flair that she was going to suspend him but not the rest of Fortune for his actions. This led to all of Fortune walking down to the ring, and Flair threatened Dixie. It looked like Dixie’s husband got in the ring to try to defend his wife, but he was beaten down by Fortune. Hulk Hogan, Jeff Hardy, The Pope, Kurt Angle, and Mr. Anderson came to the ring. Hogan says that he gets partial say due to running things with Dixie. Using this power, Hogan revokes the suspension for Flair. Hogan says it will be his four versus Flair’s four tonight. Flair and Hogan traded words before EV 2.0 ran out to brawl with Fortune.

Samoa Joe defeated Orlando Jordan with the Muscle Buster. After the match, Jeff Jarrett came out and put over how the people like Samoa Joe and himself helped build TNA. Jarrett asks Joe to be in his corner for his match with Kevin Nash later in the night. He wants Joe to prevent Sting from getting involved. Joe takes the mic and tells Jarrett that he doesn’t choose sides. Joe says that he has one side that he is on and it is his own side. Joe leaves as Kevin Nash walks down to the ring.

Kevin Nash defeated Jeff Jarrett. There was a ref bump and Jarrett had the match won with the stroke. Sting came down and laid out Jarrett with the bat allowing Nash to get the pinfall.

Eric Bischoff came out and asked Sting what he wanted. Sting said he wanted Hogan. Hogan snuck into the ring from the crowd and laid out Sting with a chair making the save for Jarrett.

Beer Money defeated the FBI (Tony Luke and Guido) with the DWI on Guido. FBI hardly got in any offense whatsoever during the match. After the match, James Storm and Robert Roode continued to beat down the FBI and hit Guido with the beer bottle, causing him to bleed. Roode and Storm then hit another DWI on Guido.

In the main event, Kurt Angle, The Pope, Mr. Anderson, and Jeff Hardy defeated AJ Styles, Kazarian, Douglas Williams, and Matt Morgan. The finish came when Kurt Angle hit the Angle Slam on Kazarian, but Angle did not know that Pope had made the blind tag and Pope covered Kazarian for the victory. Pope and Angle argued after the match and that led to Hardy and Anderson trying to break it up.

EV 2.0 came down to the ring to brawl with Fortune.

This was a fun match that had a really hot sprint of everyone hitting their moves towards the end.

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TNA iMPACT! set to air on Bravo – Sat 4th Sept

Dark Match:

*Shannon Moore & Christina Von Eerie defeated Cookie and Okada in a pretty good match.

Impact:

*Impact opens with Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan and Miss Tessmacher coming out to the ring after the standard pyro goes off. Hogan praises the TNA locker room and then introduces each of the TNA World title semi-finalists individually. Hogan calls them the “Fatal four” and puts over that whoever wins has to raise the bar and don’t let what happened to Rob Van Dam happen again. As Biscoff was talking, Abyss shows up from the crowd with Janice. Abyss says he has news from “They”. Hogan says they are Fortune. Abyss says it is not EV2.0 or Fortune but on 10-10-10, “they” will be revealed to the world and they are taking over TNA starting with Dixie Carter, then Hogan and then the 4 wrestlers in the ring. Abyss screams 10-10-10 into the camera and leaves.

*Madison Rayne and the Motorcycle Rider defeated Angelina Love & Velvet Sky after the motorcycle helmet was used on Sky to set up Rayne pinning her. Rayne is now wearing all black to match the Rider. During a post-match beatdown, the Rider reveals herself to be Tara. She and Rayne leave together.

*Stevie Richards pinned Abyss with a superkick when referee Bryan Hebner grabbed a chair to prevent Abyss from using. Abyss attacks Richards after the match but Bryan Kendrick runs out to kick Abyss, saving Richards and they both leave together.

*EV2.0 comes to the ring – well Tommy Dreamer, Sabu, Rhinio and Mick Foley do. Dreamer calls out Fortune because they attacked Foley and hurt his ankle. Fortune comes out. AJ Styles says that this is their house. They set up Sabu vs. Douglas Williams for the X-Division championship. Rhino vs. Abyss in a Falls Count Anywhere Match and Dreamer vs. Styles in an I Quit match at the No Surrender PPV. Dreamer tells them not to wait for the PPV because they can do it right now. Fortune balks. Dreamer said that this may be Fortune’s house but now EV2.0 is taking over and it’s their own fault.

*Jeff Jarrett tries to convince Samoa Joe to help him but is blown off.

*Sting pinned Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett had a new entrance song. Sting had Kevin Nash with him and every time Nash was near, he’d trip Jarrett. Jarrett finally went after Nash, but that allowed Sting to get the upper hand. After the match, they were beating Jarrett down. Hulk Hogan’s theme music played but it was Samoa Joe who made the save. Both sides had a stand off and Nash and Sting left through the crowd.

*Desmond Wolfe and Magnus come out with Chelsea come out and declare themselves the new number one contenders to the TNA Tag Team championship. The Motor City Machineguns come out and they go back and forth with a pretty funny segment. Magnus and Wolfe attack the Guns after their manhood is questioned.

*In an elimination eight man tag team bout, Fortune defeated EV2.0. Brian Kendrick was the fourth man on EV2.0′s team. Kendrick eliminated Kaz. Kendrick accidentally nailed the referee and was DQ’d. Rhino was counted out after Abyss’ interference. Dreamer eliminated Robert Roode, then James Storm. Styles finally pinned Dreamer.

*Pope Dinero & Ken Anderson defeated Kurt Angle & Jeff Hardy. Pope pinned Angle after Anderson nailed the Mic Check. All four got into it after the match to close the taping.

Xplosion:

*Eric Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me.

*Jay Lethal pinned Douglas Williams in a non-title match.

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About Ray Mullan
Ray Mullan is a longtime wrestling fan and Owner/Editor of TNA UK . Also a contributing writer to a number of other online wrestling media including 1Wrestling.com, Wrestle Zone UK & Lords of Pain.

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